Curiousity kills the dog
Friday, December 30, 2005
He snored so loud last night that I could hardly even sleep. And mind you, I'm known to be able to sleep at the worst of all conditions, even with a burning fire above my head (as confirmed by my parents when I was 9 when they were busy trying to put out the buring air conditioner whilst I slept thru). So trust me when I say Rebel snores really loud.Being the curious puppy that he is, Rebel wants to know everything and anything! He climbs on every single piece of furniture, from sniffing my shit in the toilet bowl to sticking his head into my coffee mug, to the inside of my motorbike helmet... I'm surprised he hasn't tried to smoke a stick from my cigarette pack yet.
I gave him a shower this morning. Twice a week, that's Rebel's level of hygiene. I noticed earlier when I was showering him that his left ball is bigger than his right one. Is that normal? And I found out that he has 5 nipples. Not 4, not 6, but 5?! Are odd numbers normal?
Hmmm. So much to learn about Rebel. Like how he can let out a fart so lethal, it'd kill the entire civilization in Singapore.
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