Chasing Chicks
Thursday, March 09, 2006
While initially cautious of the hen being bigger in size, Rebel soon realised that she was "just another bird" and started chasing after her. By chasing, I mean 4 fucking blocks! The poor hen was so frightened by Rebel's aggressiveness that she began to fly!
A hen flying! What are the odds of that happening in our modern world?
Anyhow, while I chased Rebel who was chasing the hen, plenty of passerbys stopped to watch the free entertainment. Come and think about it, it was really crazy. By the time the hen detoured and ran 4 blocks back to the starting point of our chase, she was forced upon a bicycle stand, where Rebel could not reach.
10 minutes of growling at the hen to "come down" later, I got seriously bored and decided we should head home and leave the hen alone.
Anyone missing a hen for dinner, please feel free to contact me.
11:44 PM
woh...a personal trainer in feathers...